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Journal Entry: Fri Jul 11, 2008, 9:50 AM
Why is everything this nasty shade of green?
I don't think I like V6
Give me back my old-school look, dA!

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Bitch of Living - Spring Awakening

WE HAVE A WEENAR

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 24, 2008, 4:29 PM
Congrats to :iconsusanthemartin: for winning my 10k kiriban!
She gets a full digital art piece, or a picture of me holding a sign that says whatever she wants it to say

I told you my prizes are epic.

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Bitch of Living - Spring Awakening

Kiriban is close!

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 21, 2008, 6:14 PM
Kiriban at 10k!
REALLY PEOPLE
KEEP AN EYE OUT

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Totally Fucked - Spring Awakening

100 Deviations!

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 20, 2008, 7:15 AM
I just hit 100 deviations!
Is it good or bad?

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Totally Fucked - Spring Awakening

(Phil.) Crops

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 10, 2008, 1:15 PM
I'm sitting on a wide, flat beach on the Washington coast. The weather is nearly perfect, warm sun, clear skies, a breeze which is a little too strong. Breakers crash a few hundred feet from me, choked full of kids and surfers. Mostly naked bodies lie gleaming in the sun. Cheap plastic kites flutter overhead, bright red against a liquid blue sky.

A pretty girl in a bikini trips and falls onto my blanket. Laid out next to me, she looks over, and it's like we're married. We somehow strike up a conversation. I end up getting into her convertible and we drive non-stop to Montana. There is a gunfight with local desperados at our ranch, but we win. With pliers we take the bullets out of our wounds and make them into souvenir necklaces.

Our crops that year are awesome.

  • Mood: Joy